Author: Rob Dircks
Rating: 3.75 Stars
Review By: Shana
Purely a fun ride. Meet Chip. He is, self-admittedly, a bit of an underachiever and, it must be a said, a douche. He messed up a good relationship, has a thankless job, and sometimes panics when calm is needed.
Nonetheless, Chip is very amusing and has somehow found a journal belonging to Nikola Tesla. Said journal leads him, and his best friend Pete, to an infinite hallway with countless doors to other dimensions. The doors lead to places interesting and terrifying, desolate and populous. And the worlds are wondrous and mundane, with other earths and at least one where Tesla might wait, with information about a plot to end all the worlds.
What follows is a science fiction adventure, slapstick comedy, and lovesick missive, all told via emails and letters to Chip's ex-girlfriend, Julie. Will Chip and Pete save the multiverse? Will they find Tesla? Will the fuzzy alien creature ever speak or stop humping their legs? Will Julie take Chip back? Answer these questions and more in this really funny and all-too-short book.
My love of reading was sparked in 3rd grade by the promise of personal pan pizzas via the BOOK IT! Program. Hmmmm... any chance that someone might give adults free food for reading? Asking for a friend...